I am on a journey for a lost treasure! Many don't believe in the existence of VHS tapes, but I will search for the lost tape. The Wedding Singer shall be found! I must venture forth into the cave called Ga-Rajh and fight the mighty Rowch and Spyder. Once my foes are defeated, I must crawl on hands and knees in the sacred cave and search hopelessly amongst the useless items abound. Finally, once I obtain the treasure, the Ga-Rajh guardian called Mohm will decide whether or not I'm worthy to keep it. Luck be with me.
2 hours later:
Oh no! Sadly as I journeyed forth to Ga-Rajh, I ran into a very primitive family who called themselves "Flintstones". They held me hostage and repetitively exclaimed, "BAMM-BAMM"! As I escaped from their clutches, I was then kidnapped by babies! They called themselves "Rug Rats" I think. I'm not sure, but they were much more frightening and performed some sort of cross-dressing ritual. I had a chance to flee while they left to play some strange game where you